Sloshed: Judging Bars by Their Actual, Physical Bars

Don't order a vodka soda here. I love bars, by which I mean I love bars, the physical spaces where customers sit and bartenders pour drinks, separated by a slab of wood or metal or whatever other material a designer sees fit to use. And while it's easy enough to describe individual bars, there's no system to classify them the way wine people have special charts and terms to organize their interests. So I propose that barflies establish a similarly obsessive and insufferable vocabulary of bars so...